Danny tortures Molly with an album that should've never escaped the vault. Also in today's episode: wistful words about the Warner Brothers Store, candy commercials, and Tweety Bird's hair loss.

Plus, Goofy is blue. Dabba dee, dabba die.

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Molly and Danny dive into a list of the 10 creepiest food mascots. They also spend an unreasonable amount of time talking about the Jonas Brothers. There's talk of murderous clowns, stop motion fruit, and attractive food thieves. Very attractive food thieves. Like...wow, come burgle my hams. Am I right, folks?

Enjoy this week's episode, but alas--no Chef tonight.

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Danny and Molly discuss the GREATEST FILM EVER MADE. Move over, Citizen Kane. Shove off, Vertigo. Suck it, Casablanca. That's right. They're talkin' about 1997's The Beautician and The Beast! Starring Fran Drescher--The Nanny herself. They laughed, they cried...it was better than Cats.

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Molly and Danny get very heated about NBC's PeacockTV streaming service. Then, they talk about the worst and best movies based on TV shows. They also incoherently pitch their own movie versions of TV shows. There is also some banter about Ratatouille. I can't wait for this episode to be adapted into a film itself.

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Molly and Danny update you on their previous topics, then they delve into the overly-strict-gendering of toys. They. Talk. About. TOYS. Not the real thing! Action figures! A child's play thing!

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In this episode Molly tells Danny all about the dark, disturbing history behind nursery rhymes. They get really gross/unpleasant. Also, Danny launches a war against Ryan Seacrest, and sings a lot.

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Today's unfocused episode involves Danny trying to tell Molly about the history of EPCOT's Journey Into Imagination. It detours into Chuck E. Cheese stories, lousy Batman episodes, and Promos for the WB network. There's tangents, detours, and a lot of Tony Baxter talk. It's a wild ride (although Mr. Toad's Wild Ride will be a different episode).

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Dramatic title, huh? In today's episode Molly and Danny talk about times when a celebrity's appearance breaks continuity in a fictional world. Topics include the Marvel Cinematic Universe, a whole lot Friends episodes, and a Paul-Rudd-focused oddity. Also in today's show, Danny gets too loud, and pitches a Home Alone Horror TV show.

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In an extra-long episode, Molly and Danny RANT about Disney's action remakes. They get kind of loud in this one. Topics include Lice-Removal, Broadway musical adaptations of movies, and...THE FUTURE! Grab a drink, strap in, and get ready to type some hate mail. It's an all new, Giant-Sized The Pants Are Too Tight!

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Danny and Molly discuss the abundance of streaming services. From big ones like Netflix to little ones like Boomerang. Also this episode: Molly threatens to murder Danny. Repeatedly.

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